So, while I’m up here making the best of my internship
here at Carter Elementary, I decided to steal away in the teachers’ lounge for
a moment, if for nothing but to tell y’all that I got an email from my girl
Ruby Red, with the subject title: “Girl You Missin’ A Whole Lotta Sh…!”
Yes, Ruby wrote the title just like that, and y’all
already know that, with such a subject title, things are on a crack-a-lackin’
in Bearcat Country.!
For starters, Ruby informed me that “Picture Day” is
sometime next month at Rust—and this is the opportunity for all graduating
seniors to get their pictures taken for the upcoming 2015-16 yearbook. Ruby
goes on to say: “I know that you’re quoting Homer Simpson right about now, but
don’t worry—you’re still graduating, so you’ll have plenty of pictures to take
when our big day arrives in just seven months.”
Ruby then informed me that our homey—the Neo One
himself—has already thought up of an idea for his senior project for when he
goes before the Mass Comm panel next semester. Ruby went on to say that she
would much rather Theo tell me the story himself on account of she wouldn’t be
able to do it justice. Now, I know that Theo is majoring in Print Journalism
with a minor in Broadcast Journalism, so I’m sure that his senior project is
based on his major. However, knowing Theo like I do, he probably found some
kinda way to add the broadcasting aspect to his senior project.
Finally, Ruby concluded her email by saying that she
wants an update from me in regards to my internship, as well as everything else
that’s going on in Southern Cali. “What’s it like working alongside your former
kindergarten teacher?” she asks. “Just remember one thing, Vipress: You’re
still a child in her eyes—yo ass ain’t grown yet… LOL!”
Y’all do know that I’m gonna email Ruby, just as soon as
I get the chance… and y’all also know that I gotta tell her about “he who shall
not be named.”
Oooooh-weeeee—I can hear Ruby cussin’ already…
hahahahaha!
Okay, y’all—My lunch is just about over and I gotta head back in with this little ones. I’ll holla at y’all later!
Hugs & Kisses,
Natasha
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