Wednesday, September 9, 2015

A Message from Ruby Red!

Hey, Y’all!

So, while I’m up here making the best of my internship here at Carter Elementary, I decided to steal away in the teachers’ lounge for a moment, if for nothing but to tell y’all that I got an email from my girl Ruby Red, with the subject title: “Girl You Missin’ A Whole Lotta Sh…!”

Yes, Ruby wrote the title just like that, and y’all already know that, with such a subject title, things are on a crack-a-lackin’ in Bearcat Country.!

For starters, Ruby informed me that “Picture Day” is sometime next month at Rust—and this is the opportunity for all graduating seniors to get their pictures taken for the upcoming 2015-16 yearbook. Ruby goes on to say: “I know that you’re quoting Homer Simpson right about now, but don’t worry—you’re still graduating, so you’ll have plenty of pictures to take when our big day arrives in just seven months.”

Ruby then informed me that our homey—the Neo One himself—has already thought up of an idea for his senior project for when he goes before the Mass Comm panel next semester. Ruby went on to say that she would much rather Theo tell me the story himself on account of she wouldn’t be able to do it justice. Now, I know that Theo is majoring in Print Journalism with a minor in Broadcast Journalism, so I’m sure that his senior project is based on his major. However, knowing Theo like I do, he probably found some kinda way to add the broadcasting aspect to his senior project.

Finally, Ruby concluded her email by saying that she wants an update from me in regards to my internship, as well as everything else that’s going on in Southern Cali. “What’s it like working alongside your former kindergarten teacher?” she asks. “Just remember one thing, Vipress: You’re still a child in her eyes—yo ass ain’t grown yet… LOL!”

Y’all do know that I’m gonna email Ruby, just as soon as I get the chance… and y’all also know that I gotta tell her about “he who shall not be named.”

Oooooh-weeeee—I can hear Ruby cussin’ already… hahahahaha!

Okay, y’all—My lunch is just about over and I gotta head back in with this little ones. I’ll holla at y’all later!


Hugs & Kisses,
Natasha

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