Send Me In, Coach—I'm Ready!

Hey, Y’all!

 

Well, as you can see, I am all ready and prepared for my final exam tomorrow. Yes, I realize that I was a touch redundant with my prose, but that just goes to show that I put forth the necessary time and effort in this here final exam. Some-a-y’all must’ve forgotten, so let me remind you again: I am Natasha Renee Stewart—Ben and Dani’s onliest child, Gramma Jewel’s bright eyes, Grampa Clark’s little girl, and Auntie Cherri’s mini-me. I’m also the one who ain’t afraid to show off, so long as I back it up.

 

And with the caboose that I’m carryin’, trust me, honey—I can back it up!

 

So, I’ve got my paper typed up, I’ve got my index notes written out, and I’ve got my handouts printed up. I want to thank my homey Neo Theo for taking time out from his schedule to print out the handouts, and I gotta thank my girl Azalea for writing out my index notes. As for Ruby… well, she had the most important task—she picked out my wardrobe! She suggested that I wear my lavender dress suit, and put my hair in a “librarian bun.” She also picked out some plum purple faux glasses which remarkably look just like Gramma Jewel’s. I think I’m gonna wear them for my family reunion this year and take a picture with Gramma Jewel. I reckon we’ll be the Doublemint Twins for real… hahaha!

 

I’m sure y’all noticed that I didn’t mention Craig, and that’s only because he’s in the class with me. I don’t know what his paper is on, and that’s actually a good thing. Now that I think about it, neither one of us volunteered any information as to what we would write about, so as not to plagiarize off of one another. Personally, it goes beyond plagiarism; you see, I’ve noticed that I can be a highly competitive chick when I want to be—hell, I can be downright ruthless! For those of you who are wrestling fans like I am, do y’all remember when The Rock went into a match with busted ribs against Triple H? Do y’all remember how relentless Trips was when he repeatedly attacked The Rock’s ribs? Well, that’s how I am. If I see a weakness, I will attack… and that’s kinda ironic, considering that I’m a good gal.

 

I guess I really am a Vipress… hahahaha!

 

Well, y’all, I guess that’s gonna do it for today. Besides, now that I’m all set and ready to go, there’s only one thing left to do—it’s time to practice my speech and my notes. I’ll holla at y’all tomorrow.

 

 

Hugs & Kisses,

Natasha