Perhaps Detective Columbo Can Help Me Out!

Hi, Everyone!

I’m already sure that the title to today’s blog post is self-explanatory, so I’m just gonna say this: I sure need Detective Columbo here to help me out!

You know, Columbo could solve any case. I happened to watch an episode with my Auntie Brenda a couple of years ago. Columbo had already solved the mystery to the cases, but he would just worry the hell out of the suspect until they eventually came clean. Well, I need Columbo to help me solve the mystery of my secret admirer.

Yes, I realize that this secret admirer fiasco just happened only yesterday, but the suspense is really driving me crazy—I gotta know this brotha’s identity! Now, here’s the obvious answer: It’s definitely someone up here at Rust. I know, I know—I catch on quick, don’t I? Hahaha! Now that I think about it, I’ve gotta stand back and say, “Well, Duh!” Of course it’s someone up here at Rust. I mean, it sure as hell can’t be Ray on account of he’s back home in Cali… and come to think of it, it’s been a minute since I last heard from Ray; I trust that all is well with him. But anyway, I’ve done a process of elimination, and I know clearly that it’s not Craig. For one thing, I know his handwriting, and besides, he already handed me a letter last month which told me how he felt about me. And Ruby suggested that it may be Richard Cornelius (see blog post dated 9/5/2012), and I immediately told Ruby that she needs her ass whupped! Besides, I sincerely and seriously doubt if Richard even knows how to write… but that’s another story for another day. Besides, this letter was remarkably and legibly handwritten—for a guy, anyway.

Well, I honestly don’t know who my secret admirer can be, but I will say this much: Whoever the mystery man is, he’s sure gotten me blushing already. At the same time, I pray that this is not some sort of wild goose chase, let alone some sick game where someone is playing with my emotions… but I’m gonna rule that option right now. Besides, if this is some sick trick, then I’m gonna have to transform into my Vipress character, and that ain’t whatcha want!

Okay, Mystery Man—I know that you will reveal yourself to me in due time, but until then, I’m gonna try to be as patient as humanly possible.

I’ll holla at y’all tomorrow. Take care.

Hugs & Kisses,

Natasha