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Happy Monday, Everybody!
It’s time to celebrate yet another milestone in the life of yours truly, Natasha Renee Stewart.
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Blog #200!
This is certainly a monumental event in and of itself, and it is worth celebrating. You see, after I posted this past Saturday’s blog and saw that I was approaching this milestone, I tried to convince Ruby and Theo to get a special ice cream cake to celebrate this “momentous moment of monumental proportions,” as my Grampa Clark would say. Well, we didn’t get an ice cream cake, but when we visited my Auntie Gladys over the weekend, she made a pecan pie and some vanilla ice cream.
Hey, you gotta take what you can get sometimes!
Anyway, today is a brand-new day, and I’m feelin’ good. No one’s pissed me off, nor did I have to change into the Vipress… and speaking of Vipress, I’ve decided on a commercial for my speech class: I’ve taken the Vipress persona and turned her into a supervillainess—kinda like an alter ego. You see, there’s the sweet, innocent little bright-eyed Natasha Renee, but when you piss me off, I shed my nice girl persona and morph into… the Vipress-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s!
Y’all should see how I act it out; I’ve got the costumes and everything. I have no doubt I’m gonna get an A+ on this speech assignment. All it needs is just a little more fine tuning, and I’ll be ready for Wednesday.
As for my Physical Science and my Grammar & Comp II classes, I am maintaining—enough said.
Last, but certainly not least, I want to wish a Happy 49th Birthday to my Auntie Stephanie.
Love you, Auntie, and make sure that Uncle Anthony takes you someplace that he knows you enjoy.
Well, I had better get going. I’ve got to work on my next speech… not the “24 hours to live” one, but the 90-second speech where I explain to my instructor and my class why I feel I deserve to get an A out of the class. With that said, I shall holla at y’all later—that is to say, this is Vipress-s-s-s-s-s-s-s, s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-signing off!
Love you, Auntie, and make sure that Uncle Anthony takes you someplace that he knows you enjoy.
Well, I had better get going. I’ve got to work on my next speech… not the “24 hours to live” one, but the 90-second speech where I explain to my instructor and my class why I feel I deserve to get an A out of the class. With that said, I shall holla at y’all later—that is to say, this is Vipress-s-s-s-s-s-s-s, s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-signing off!
Hugs & Kisses,
Natasha
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