Friday, March 8, 2013

I'm Still The Same!

Hi, Everyone!

There is a serious issue that I would like to address.

I have been informed that I have changed, that I am not the same sweet little innocent Natasha Renee Stewart that y’all have come to know and love.

First of all, nothing can be further from the truth—I am still the same sweet little innocent Natasha Renee Stewart that you all have come to know and love since August 2012, but you just better not piss me off!

You see, all of this commotion about my so-called change in attitude stems back to where I had to check a couple of people and let them know that I ain’t the chick to mess with. It goes back to what my Auntie Cherri said: “There comes a time when even the sweetest person in the world has to stoop down to the level of a jackass, just to let them know where you’re comin’ from.” Thankfully, those moments are few and far between, but yet and still, I want to point out that I am a very dangerous woman. Why do you think I’ve been nicknamed “Vipress?” I’m just askin’.

And I also want to point out that the last incident involving me and this crazy-ass heffa in my dorm: When I dropped her ass like a bad habit in the middle of the hallway, right on that hard tile floor, it was truly out of self-defense. That may very be out of character for me, but I’ll be damned before I let anybody grab me like she did. Now, you all may have your opinions—and yes, even I’ll admit that what I did was totally out of character—but remember, I acted out of self-defense, only because that bitch tried to attack me. And you know something else: That bitch deserved to get her ass kicked… that’s right, I said it!

I betcha she ain’t gonna mess with me again, and if she does, then it’s damn sure gonna be hell to tell the captain!

Well, that’s enough blogging for today—I’ll holla at y’all later on.


Hugs & Kisses,
Natasha

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