I told y’all about yesterday’s confrontation, which I averted by using my intelligence. Well, “Ol’ Girl” wanted to try and challenge me again today, and this time, I had to show her that fat meat is indeed greasy!
I had just left my Fundamentals of Speech class and had walked inside my dorm. Just as I had turned the corner, there was “Ol’ Girl,” talking to some of her friends. Seeing as how I had to walk past her in order to get to my room, I prayed that I wouldn’t have to have another altercation like yesterday. She tried to stare me down, and I returned the glare back to her… and then I laughed in her face. When she asked me what was so funny, I answered, “I was just thinkin’: The Lord looks after babies and fools, and if you take a look in the mirror, you’ll see that He’s workin’ double overtime with you!”
And I simply walked away, leaving her standing there lookin’ stupid, yet again.
The other girls laughed at her while I kept walking. However, just as I was about to enter my dorm room, I felt someone grab a hold of me. Before I knew it, I quickly shifted my momentum, hoisted that bitch up in the air, and dropped her on her ass. She made such a thud on that hard floor that you could hear it echo throughout all of E.L. Rust Hall. The other girls stood there in shock—and quite frankly, I was shocked. I didn’t know I had it in me to drop someone like that.
Now, you would think that I had done enough damage, but as she was struggling to get up, I suddenly dropped down to the ground and hissed in her face. As she whimpered in pain and in fear, I knelt down to her and said: “That’s just what yo monkey ass get!”
A word to the wise: I may be short and sweet, and I may even look innocent, but don’t be fooled. I'm not saying that I'm a bad-ass chick—I'm just sayin' that I ain’t the one to mess with!
Until tomorrow, this is the Vipress-s-s-s-s-s-s-ss-s, s-s-s-s-s-ssigning off!
Hugs & Kisses,
Hugs & Kisses,
Natasha
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